You know it's time for a boob reduction when the only body feature that children you teach remember is the huge rack!
A true story.....The other day a parent came up to me and told me she had a story to tell me. She had told the tale to another teacher who knows me fairly well and was encouraged to relate it to me. Well, it seems this Mom (thank God it was a Mom not a Dad) was out shopping with her 3 year old and while they were lined up at a check out her sweetie said to her, "There is Miss Martina." Her Mom looked around and did not see me. "Where?" she asked. "Mom, she's standing right beside you!" Still the Mom cannot see me. " MOM She is right beside you!!!" Mom looked at the person beside her and sure enough it WAS NOT me. She told her daughter so. Her daughter's response....."Well, she has big boobs!" When she was asked if the face looked like Miss Martina she said "Well...no."
Kids....they pull no punches.